1.Longevity and Candy
Alan, Mommy and Daddy are waiting for the school bus to come. It was Alan's first day of school. Alan was full of thoughts on his face!
Mommy: Alan, what a special day today!...
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: ‘Nothing. ’
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date...